Thursday, September 07, 2006

News Flash : Gary Hart Finally tells us the Democrat plan to defeat terrorism

Gary Hart gets on the O'Reilly Factor tonight, and in a totally distinguished and contemplative voice ... tells Bill about how the Democrats are going to defeat the terrorists. OK, try not to laugh ... I mean he was serious and sounded OK for about 10 seconds (more to that later) ... basically that the real front in the war on terrorism is Europe, (seriously ... he said "Europe") so the democrat plan is that we're going to get together with the intelligence agencies and special forces (huh?) in those countries to defeat the terrorists in Europe.

Wait ... stop laughing ... seriously it sounded good. OK, OK ... you have to have your head completely up your own ass to be a liberal/Democrap ... we know that:
- all of the terrorists tell each other that the central front is Iraq
- in another breath the Democrats will argue that there are 1000s of terrorists in Iraq (their argument that there are more terrorists in Iraq now than there were under Saddam)
- blah blah blah

OK, but ... wait ... c'mon ... stop laughing ... these guys might win in November and you will have terrorists dancing in the streets of Iraq a few months later ... so listen up ... OK ... the second part is just as funny. So there's this massive "front" in the war on terror in EUROPE! OK ... now ... the democraps and their pals the French are going to thwart their efforts and defeat the terrorists!!!

Yes ... really ... THE BIG, BAD FRENCH ... their *special forces* no less! Oh yeah ... the same French that allowed muslim lunatics to riot for what, like weeks, burning whatever they could night after night after night. Yeah, those French are going to rise up and their SPECIAL FORCES ... no doubt some of whom were funneling US secrets to Saddam, along with materials for nuclear and chemical weapons manufacture ... whose fingerprints are all over the knives in the backs of Powell and Bush ... yep, we'll be a powerful force for good working with those clowns.

Who is next on Gary Hart's "tough guys" list ... probably the Spanish ... right? Another group that stands up in the face of terrorism ... by electing the guys the terrorists want right after an attack. Oh yeah, trust them with my children, that's for sure. You know ... I bet we can probably count on some of those muslims from the Balkans, right? Uh-huh ... they will be behind us all the way! Counting on it.

Allright ... back to the 10 seconds ... so O'Reilly literally cuts the heart out of Hart right then and there ... Oh it was ugly. O'Reilly is like ... so we're going to team up with the French, who's Prime Minister just said that the there is no war on terror?

Awwww, man ... Bill ... that was heartless (pardon the pun) ... I mean here the guy tried to look all diplomatic and intellectual and like, you hit him with a question a 3rd grader could have figured out and make the bozo look like ... um ... well ... a BOZO!

I always get a kick out of Hart regardless ... I mean how can you not just laugh at a jackass who during his presidential run, challenges the press to try to catch him with his philandering, then goes out and starts actually doing it, right? Watching Bill dissect this idiot just reminded me of how absolutely stupid this guy is.

And he is an intellectual amongst the democrats. hee hee hee!

But always remember ... George W Bush, and Dan Quayle, and Ronald Reagan ... THEY are the dumb ones. Har har har.

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