The Elections

MANDATE ... the people sent Washington a MANDATE!!!

Are you kidding? What mandate? The democrats hid under a rock this election while the news media unloaded an unrelenting attack against Republicans which I believe was unprecedented in US history. Oooo ... there's no bias in the media when this 'L'afferty clown goes on CNN calling Rumsfeld (who I don't think ran for any office yesterday) a war criminal ... oh, yeah, sounds objective to me!!!

I believe that a whole bunch of people waking up this morning will not have a *clue* who the heck the person is that won their election ... and I mean the people that actually voted for them.

And nobody, and I MEAN NOBODY ... knows who the hell Nancy Pelosi is. I think it will be *very* interesting to see what the response is going to be ... a really bad "hangover", like that really incredible downer when you wake up after a bad drunk and realize the person (who's name you cannot remember) in the bed next to you looks more like a barnyard animal. Oh my God, this San Fran lunatic with *really* awful plastic surgery is now in charge of the House!!!

Well, the chickens have finally come home to roost. Seriously ... I actually held out hope that the American people, or more specifically the conservative base ... would never actually give power to these lunatics.

I absolutely ignored one of my own basic tenets of conservatives ... that the message is always more important than the person. Conservatives have only too willingly tossed their own overboard time and time again ... even at the mere mention of scandal ... to stay "pure". Well, we are a lot more "pure" now, and a helluva lot less powerful.


So ... in that light ...

Message to Nancy (et al)

In all sincerity ... you will be best to operate the government the way that you snuck into office ... hiding under a rock. I mean ... when Newt won the election of 1994, the people had heard literally hundreds, if not thousands ... of stories about who he was (i.e. the human form of Satan), and what he was going to do (i.e. destroy the world) and they elected him. You, on the other hand ... went into hiding with the willing cooperation of your pals in the media ... so the idea that you came to power under some change in the US toward ultra liberalism is a laugh at best.

For the sake of conservatism, I hope that you continue to believe your own press and act like we really support you. I hope you do what you (collectively) promised:
- raise taxes (allow all the tax cuts to expire ... DAMN YOU REPUBLICANS)
- amnesty to illegals
- looney left judges
- lose Iraq, et al
etc
etc
etc

In fact, my biggest fear is that you DON'T act like yourselves ... that you actually stab your constituency in the back the way the Republicans have treated us.

But I do not think that you are that smart.


Message to George Bush / Karl Rove

You did not get it, eh? Perhaps you believed YOUR own press ... that y'all were these incredibly gifted politicians with this underlying wisdom about the American electorate.

WRONG!!!

I mentioned in the 2004 elections that the *narrow* win against John Kerry was a stern warning ... I mean Kerry just proved again what a total idiot he is, and he came within ONE STATE of beating you. Afterwards, even the news media had to admit that they found it extremely difficult covering for the total incompetence of this loser, and you BARELY beat him.

So all the blood from the knives in our backs on the other issues have now been paid out ... the softness on illegals, the insane prescription entitlement, failed nation building, Ted Kennedy's education plan (what the hell made you think it was a good idea to do ANYTHING with fat-drunk-and-stupid?), all the other spending ...

So how does it feel? Hopefully you did a little better planning for the enemy across town and the aftermath of the elections than you did for the enemies across the globe and the aftermath in Iraq.

To the soldiers / sailors :

I'm sorry.

Watch your backs. Your country has screwed you bad ... putting people into high office that despise what you stand for and what you are. John Kerry has been ELEVATED TO POWER after his comments.

Know that while most of us will kick some ass if we see these hippy retreads and reincarnates attack you, that there are places where we simply will not be around for you. I'm sorry.

WE STILL LOVE YOU!!! Understand that the majority of the American people love and appreciate what you are doing, your sacrifices. I really do not believe that even the people that cast these votes really thought about what the price is going to be for you guys. Remember that many of the Democraps claim to appreciate you (with love like that, who needs enemies, right?).

You still have the Commander-In-Chief, but you are going to catch hell from a lot of other scumbags in that same city. So please ... watch your backs.


To the American people

You get the government that you deserve.

Know this ... any jackass that comes to me complaining about illegals, or complaining about taxes, or complaining about entitlements spending, or complaining about voter fraud, or complaining about some cockamamie judgement by lunatic liberals judges ...

Oy, I do not know that I will be a good Christian at that point.

Especially to the senior citizens ... because when these libs give us 10s of millions of new welfare recipients that make babies like rabbits ... and they lop that entire crew (including the backlog of illegals from the last two decades) ... onto Social Security and the system collapses ... do not go crying to me for help ... I will not have anything to give.


Finally, to Conservatives

I hope that you are right ... that your willingness to give away the farm was worth it.

So what happens if the libs grant amnesty to illegals ... 10-20 million new welfare recipients ... are you the ones that are going to pay that?

We can only pray that there are no more judicial nominees between now and when we can get the Senate back. Another Kennedy or Souter or Stevens anyone?

And if any of y'all come complaining to me about liberals ... but I find out that you did not participate in THE PRIMARIES to replace the Republicans that you failed to show up for in this election cycle ...